Friday, September 29, 2006
Boss Hogg's New Ride
I went to Kansas the other day for a job interview. I drove back to town last night. I saw something very interesting and I have to say...STUPID...on the way home.
I'm driving down the road and all of a sudden, I notice that some authentic steer horns started to pass me on my right. For some reason that startled me. So, I gently swerved to the left to give the steer extra room to pass me. Hearing an additional growl of engine, the steer horns started to pass me and it was then that I saw they were attached to the front of a vehicle. Although I would never attach steer horns to the front of my vehicle, large trucks, large SUVs, and old convertible Cadillacs look okay with them mounted on the front of their hoods. So, I waited with baited breath to see which one of these three acceptable steer horn mounting vehicles it would be.
The answer...none of these 3! They were mounted on the front of a white Nissan Xterra!
Now I have no problem with the Nissan Xterra. My brother-in-law owns, drives, and loves his and it's not a bad car at all. But now from personal experience, I can tell you that the Xterra looks ridiculous with steer horns mounted on the front of it.
Greg (my brother-in-law) I beg you to not mount steer horns on the front of your Nissan Xterra. I'll do anything to keep that from happening.
I'm driving down the road and all of a sudden, I notice that some authentic steer horns started to pass me on my right. For some reason that startled me. So, I gently swerved to the left to give the steer extra room to pass me. Hearing an additional growl of engine, the steer horns started to pass me and it was then that I saw they were attached to the front of a vehicle. Although I would never attach steer horns to the front of my vehicle, large trucks, large SUVs, and old convertible Cadillacs look okay with them mounted on the front of their hoods. So, I waited with baited breath to see which one of these three acceptable steer horn mounting vehicles it would be.
The answer...none of these 3! They were mounted on the front of a white Nissan Xterra!
Now I have no problem with the Nissan Xterra. My brother-in-law owns, drives, and loves his and it's not a bad car at all. But now from personal experience, I can tell you that the Xterra looks ridiculous with steer horns mounted on the front of it.
Greg (my brother-in-law) I beg you to not mount steer horns on the front of your Nissan Xterra. I'll do anything to keep that from happening.
